ATTN MM FATTIES!!

[Roy]

Another good reason to not lose weight - cuz you never know when you are gonna get shot in the gut and need your love handles for protection!

LMFAO - "Subject still remains at large" Coincidentally -the victim still remains large as well.

MSNBC.com


Woman says her love handles saved her life

After incident: ?I want to be as big as I can if it's going to stop a bullet?
The Associated Press
updated 6:05 p.m. CT,
Tues., Feb. 23, 2010

ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. - A Florida woman said her love handles saved her life when she was shot entering an Atlantic City bar. Samantha Lynn Frazier said she heard two pops when she walked into Herman's Place early Saturday. The 35-year-old then felt pain and saw blood on her hand after she grabbed her left side. Atlantic City police said Frazier was an innocent bystander.

Detective Lt. Charles Love said the gunman was aiming for a man who escaped with a bullet hole in his down jacket.

The suspect remains at large.

Frazier told The Press of Atlantic City that "I could have been dead. They said my love handles saved my life."

Frazier also told the newspaper that she had been "hollering" that she wanted to lose weight. She now said "I want to be as big as I can if it's going to stop a bullet."


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URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35549378/



UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)

 

[ramtagless]

Musta been a broadside shot. If it was a frontal presentation or going away, she would have been better off having no love handles. The shooter needs to find a new bullet, he's not getting enough penetration out of what he is shooting now.

 

[never_catch]

That's disgusting Roy!! LMAO...funny story though

~Z~

 

[Feleno]

"The suspect remains at LARGE"
Nice choice of words as it relates to the story.

 

[dillon]

I guess I am going to have to be scared to death now when a bullet comes my way, I am so skinny if a bullet hits me it will surely hit bone. But I have to laugh that she gives credit to her "love handle." They ought to call them shields...they protect you from lots of stuff...


Dillon