Attacked by a killer lizard!!!

Paul_Crawford · Sep 13, 2011

I was walking out the back of the house to turn off some water when a bluebelly lizard came off the roof. He was 6/7 inches from nose to tip of tail. I laughed a little because it was kind of funny. Well, that damn thing made a run at me, and ended up biting me just above my left heel. I had flip-flops on. Son of a gun drew blood. It hurts like hell.I'm huntin' down bluebellies now!!!Probably need a few Budweisers for the pain. pc

fireball77 · Sep 13, 2011

Try an Earthquake...12% by volume.

HuntinFool · Sep 13, 2011

LAST EDITED ON Sep-13-11 AT 06:04PM (MST)[p]Sounds like you may have already drank a few too many buds.

1911 · Sep 13, 2011

Never exit the home without a min. of a six shooter on your hip pc.

RELH · Sep 13, 2011

PC, blue belly lizards are on the indanger list in CA. The blue belly lizard conservation coalition will now be hunting your hide after that statement about you hunting them.

One of the reasons you were attacked by the lizard is because blue belly lizards are attracted to the scent of urine and Budweiser beer does give off the aroma of urine. You need to switch beers to prevent future attacks, and to preserve the blue belly lizard in our state.

RELH

Shummy · Sep 13, 2011

You must nuke them from orbit. It's the only way too be sure.

Feleno · Sep 13, 2011

Between lizards and turtles I don't know if its ever safe to leave the confines of your house without a weapon.

slickrock · Sep 13, 2011

Jeezus Paul.... you're making beer drinkers look bad!

Slick

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justr_86 · Sep 13, 2011

lol, its a damn lizard... just step on it.. or stumble on it in your case..

BuckSnort · Sep 13, 2011

You didn't cuss did you?

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