feddoc
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attachement disorder
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NVBighorn
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"Members of Northstar told?TMZ?they were there when Andre Johnson, without warning, cut off his penis and leaped. They said by the time they got downstairs he was running around screaming."
Andre, from this day forward, will be known as "Shorty" Johnson.
[font color="blue"]I don't make the soup,I just stir it.[/font]
Andre, from this day forward, will be known as "Shorty" Johnson.
[font color="blue"]I don't make the soup,I just stir it.[/font]
The reattachment attempt failed, now he will have an "inny" for the rest of his life. Sure hope he hated sex.
Mntman
"Hunting is where you prove yourself"
Let me guess, you drive a 1 ton with oak trees for smoke stacks, 12" lift kit and 40" tires to pull a single place lawn mower trailer?
Mntman
"Hunting is where you prove yourself"
Let me guess, you drive a 1 ton with oak trees for smoke stacks, 12" lift kit and 40" tires to pull a single place lawn mower trailer?
Zeke
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This is so sad that I laughed my azz off! Mental disorder? Ya think?
He obviously didn't like his last name so he cut it off and jumped! Now he'll be known as Mr Johnson-Less. Don't you just love hyphenated last names?
The surgeons are the ones who had the RE-attachement disorder, or malfunction. I'll bet that was an interesting conversation in the OR.
Zeke
He obviously didn't like his last name so he cut it off and jumped! Now he'll be known as Mr Johnson-Less. Don't you just love hyphenated last names?
The surgeons are the ones who had the RE-attachement disorder, or malfunction. I'll bet that was an interesting conversation in the OR.
Zeke
elkassassin
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So F'er?
We all know you always wanted some Attention from the Nurse you always had a Crush on & wanted to show Her the Goods!
What was your Feelings when you showed up at the Hospital with it in your Hand and Found out the "Sew it Back On" Specialist was a Gay Guy?
[font color="red"]From My Smokin Cherry Red Hot Barrel & My Dead Cold Hands I Shall go down Fighting for American Pride & Rights!
I Know I'm Out Numbered by Pusssies & Brainwashed Democrats that'll Throw Their Hands in the air & I know I can't Lick the U.S. Military by Myself when they Turn on us but I'll make
you one Guarantee,They'll be Enduring a Situation where I Hope to Hell All Americans become True Americans once again & Stand up for their Rights!
We all know you always wanted some Attention from the Nurse you always had a Crush on & wanted to show Her the Goods!
What was your Feelings when you showed up at the Hospital with it in your Hand and Found out the "Sew it Back On" Specialist was a Gay Guy?
[font color="red"]From My Smokin Cherry Red Hot Barrel & My Dead Cold Hands I Shall go down Fighting for American Pride & Rights!
I Know I'm Out Numbered by Pusssies & Brainwashed Democrats that'll Throw Their Hands in the air & I know I can't Lick the U.S. Military by Myself when they Turn on us but I'll make
you one Guarantee,They'll be Enduring a Situation where I Hope to Hell All Americans become True Americans once again & Stand up for their Rights!
elkassassin
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So F'er?
Did you Sue to sow?
It is starting to make sense!
Feleno Bobbit!
[font color="red"]From My Smokin Cherry Red Hot Barrel & My Dead Cold Hands I Shall go down Fighting for American Pride & Rights!
I Know I'm Out Numbered by Pusssies & Brainwashed Democrats that'll Throw Their Hands in the air & I know I can't Lick the U.S. Military by Myself when they Turn on us but I'll make
you one Guarantee,They'll be Enduring a Situation where I Hope to Hell All Americans become True Americans once again & Stand up for their Rights!
Did you Sue to sow?
It is starting to make sense!
Feleno Bobbit!
[font color="red"]From My Smokin Cherry Red Hot Barrel & My Dead Cold Hands I Shall go down Fighting for American Pride & Rights!
I Know I'm Out Numbered by Pusssies & Brainwashed Democrats that'll Throw Their Hands in the air & I know I can't Lick the U.S. Military by Myself when they Turn on us but I'll make
you one Guarantee,They'll be Enduring a Situation where I Hope to Hell All Americans become True Americans once again & Stand up for their Rights!
feddoc
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>The surgeon who sewed it on
>did a terrible job. Hospital
>staff made fun of me
>and called me Frankendick behind
>my back. I never had
>a chance with any of
>the nurses after that.
You a he/she?
http://www.definition-of.com/frankendick
Transsexual dialectical slang for a penis produced by female-to-male genital surgery, named after Frankenstein's monster, because such a penis is supposedly incapable of sensation or function.
>did a terrible job. Hospital
>staff made fun of me
>and called me Frankendick behind
>my back. I never had
>a chance with any of
>the nurses after that.
You a he/she?
http://www.definition-of.com/frankendick
Transsexual dialectical slang for a penis produced by female-to-male genital surgery, named after Frankenstein's monster, because such a penis is supposedly incapable of sensation or function.
HuntinFool
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Atleast he won't be able to reproduce.
