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Well the hunting season will be hear before we know it.. Some of us MM are in shape and other need to get to hiking.

That is where I come into play and want to offer my services. I want to select 3 lucky MM members for a hike to my,,,,,

"SECRET CLUB HOUSE"...

Please send we a PM and tell me why your worthy and most importantly, can you keep a secret??? LOL......

never_crotch yes you get a free pass just stop calling and begging ok? lol
 
Also include a number of photos, rugburn is picky on looks


I'll tell you who it was . . . it was that D@MN Sasquatch!
 
I guess asking for volunteers is a better way to go than chloroform.


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kawboy, thanks for mentioning that. Yes please include photos.


justr, well said I was going to go that way but already after posting this my in box is flooding!!!

This is going to be a hard decision already. It may trump the Hunt Adventure Challenge as far as picking winners,,,,
 
>Rug,
>
> I want
>to come but I refuse
>to get on my knee's
>and beg!


Boot, that request is noted. Your application will be reviewed just like all the others.

My gawd foundation will not stop texting me,,, I like his go getter attitude but really???? lol
 
I lost my app and I can't keep a secret...I hereby donate my free pass to eel :D

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>I lost my app and I
>can't keep a secret...I hereby
>donate my free pass to
>eel :D
>
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ROLFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
What the Hell, I am old and have tried just about everything else.

Do you provide the KY jelly, rubber gloves and video equipment?

"whackin' a surly bartender ain't much of a crime"
 
Darn guess that leaves me out!!!

Everyone know's girls arent allowed in the "Secret clubhouse"



Rug Pssssst Pm sent ;-)
 
LAST EDITED ON Jun-29-11 AT 07:47PM (MST)[p]>>>>What the Hell, I am old and have tried just about everything else.

Do you provide the KY jelly, rubber gloves and video equipment?<<<


good god nickman you took something already yucky and made it worse LOL
 
LAST EDITED ON Jun-29-11 AT 07:51PM (MST)[p]nickman, please specify your needs on your application. I think I can work with you on these issues...lol




good god nickman you took something already yucky and made it worse LOL


LMAO!!!!
 
Geez Rug I was textin you about some thang else , but NOW I'm really curious about the clubhouse .

Hmmmm , on second thought I'm going to pass . There are just some things that can't be unseen .
 
Rug, thanks for the PM or I never would have seen this. How long is the hike? I'm not much into hiking.

You said it would take my breath away? I hope you were talking about the elevation?

Yes, I like baseball. No, I'm not a switch hitter. And yes I enjoy pitching.

That's the weirdest PM I ever got.

I do like you though Rug. PM me anytime buddy!

Eel

P.S. Sorry you and Founder had a falling out.
 
Oh, chit! Never laughed so (don't wanna say the word) hard!

I'm scared to ask you to join me for a day of fly fishing...I'm not sure what that's code for...

I swear its probably the beer talking, but my MM friends are the funniest!

<Slowly walking back out of this thread backwards >

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Rug,

I think this was for you. Found it in my PM box...pretty sure it was a mistake.


Rug... I wanted to send you another teaser of something I could bring to the clubhouse. Is it too much too soon?? er should I say too little? Just wanted to break the ice and crack your shell a little bit.

Eel.

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Rug
In response to the questions you emailed me:

YES, I have a blindfold and handcuffs. Why?
YES, I can probably bring a midget.
YES, I can squeal like a pig. I can make several animal sounds if it helps.
YES, I do have sheep shears and hip waders
NO, but I'm sure I could pick up some adult diapers and a pacifier on the way up.
YES, I'm very flexible. 3 years of gymnastics and 4 years of ballet.
NO, I'm not familiar with 'Hide the Bologna' but I like all cold cuts if it makes a difference.
YES, I know how to gargle. Who doesn't?
YES, I can keep a secret. I never leaked the pictures of you and Founder at the bathhouse did I?

I'm not sure what all your questions have to do with the secret clubhouse or what goes on there but I hope I'm one of the lucky ones chosen.
 
OK......I am officially out of the equation now! I simply refuse to participate when midgets are present......again.

"whackin' a surly bartender ain't much of a crime"
 
OK.....I am officially out now. I refuse to participate when midgets are brought into the equation......again.

"whackin' a surly bartender ain't much of a crime"
 
LAST EDITED ON Jun-30-11 AT 07:51AM (MST)[p]Well the competition is "Tight", neck and neck so far bewtween several MM members. F-Dude is a shoe in right now, congrats to him. Over the next several days I will be picking a couple more.


nickman hang in there, don't throw in the towel just yet. To answer your question on the pm you sent me, that would be a negative on the sharp prickley this up there. Dorthy the blow up is more than welcome. Get the repairs done prior to the hike assuming you are picked.



eel fire77 resent the pm to me that you sent her. I see she also showed it for all here to see. I am just glad she chose not to post those other pictures of, well you know. I like your go getter attitude!!!

NVB thaks for the help!

Tag, no worries you will be fine. Fly fishing is all in the name. lol
 
SWEEEET!! Its always music to my ears to hear 'I am in.'
and YES I can bring a tub of Crisco. What are we cookin?
 
I got arrested after one of these "parties" once.

As I explained to the cops, who found me naked on a bus stop bench.

I met a couple young ladies in a bar and they asked if I wanted to go to a party, I said "Hell yeah!"

We go to this big house, lot's of drinkin', lots of women. They moved all the furniture out of a big room and everybody got naked.

They poured Wesson oil all over the floor, the lights went out and someone yelled, "Hoo Wee, lets go to town".

I told the cops' "I guess I am the first one here!"

"whackin' a surly bartender ain't much of a crime"
 
Feleno I can't tell ya what we are cooking. I will tell ya it does have to do with a smokin rib cage...lol

nickman, lmao!!!
 
Good grief lil red! What the hell kind of porn sites did you have to surf to find that pic!! LMBO!!!



UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)
 
Roy that came straight from my inbox from eel ...I wish I could wipe the image from my mind .....this whole thread made me ILL!!!
 
That picture really is Rugrat when he had sideburns . From the rumor mill the hard shell came about after some body told him that he really should use some protection .

Rug also mumbled some thang about the shell doubles as a backpack when he puts it on backwards , and he can carry all his party favors to the clubhouse .
 
"Eel,Please say yes!!!! Let's hook up!"

Now you want me to bring my fishing pole? Make up your mind Rug!

Eel
 
eel I have all the tackle, just give me the word!!!

foundation, lol

I am still waiting on apps from sageadvice, Roy and B-bopper-topper...
 
Roy can't make it to the computer now he is cleaning up after himself from the sight of the guy in the Turtle shell, B-Bop will do anything for Dodge parts so count him in but he can't get his F-in puter to work so... and Sage will kick your azz if you even bring his name up on here again.

JK Sage.

Bill

Look out Forkie, FTW is watching us!
 
Eel sorry your out dude...doctor said I'm good to go ;-)

Just kidding you're still in...I gotta go scout deer!!

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