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One day an old old man is taking a stroll around his hometown, which he has lived in for his whole life. As he sees the landmarks, homes, and streets from his youth, he starts reminiscing....

"I remember helping build that bridge when I was 25. I worked hard on that. But people won't call you 'The Bridge Builder' if you do that here. No, no, they don't!"

"I remember building that house over there when I was 30. But people won't call you 'The House Builder' if you do that. No, no they don't!"

"I remember building that tavern that I still lounge at when I was 35. If you do that people won't call you 'The Tavern Builder' either. They sure won't!"

"But if you go and screw one damn goat.........."

~Z~
 
>if you said sheep I'd be
>blushing a little bit right
>now


Feleno... shhhhhh.. Remember we agreed what happened at Burning Man stays at Burning Man..
 
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unfortunately what we did to that sheep was caught on film... but anything you do there is an expression of art which makes it all OK right?
 
Feleno,

Is it true those ewes will turn and lick your hand when you're done with them? :p

TONY MANDILE
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Well Feleno I agree that it was an expression of giving and discovering our inner selves but.. I didn't know that we were being filmed. I'm thinking it was those earth guardians that had the camera. Maybe for this years event we should consider a different subject for our art.. What do you think?
 
I dunno.. I would like to do something really different, I'm talking something that really makes a statement that would go down in the anals.. I mean annals of burning Man history.

We pretty much wore out the sheep theme if you know what I mean..
 
Tony......a GOOD one will do that! There must be something to it, what with all the songs about them.

"Ewes light up my life"

"There will never be another ewe"

"Ewe send me"

"Ewe are my sunshine"

......I'm sure there are more.
 
Here ya go!


A Song For Ewe - Carpenters
All About Loving Ewe - Bon Jovi
All Ewe Wanted - Michelle Branch
All I Ask Of Ewe - Sarah Brightman & Cliff Richards
All I Want to Do is Make Love to Ewe - Heart
All Of Ewe - Julio Iglesias and Diana Ross
Another Ewe - John Rich
Anything For Ewe - Gloria Estefan
Anytime Ewe Need A Friend - Mariah Carey
Anywhere For Ewe - Back Street Boys
Are Ewe Gonna Be My Girl- JET
As Long As Ewe Love Me - Backstreet Boys
As Long As I Have Ewe - Elvis Presley
Baby Ewe Belong To Me - Faith Hill
Baby I Love Ewe - Jennifer Lopez
Back To Ewe - John Mayer
Be With Ewe - Enrique Iglesias
Because Ewe Loved Me - Celine Dion
Because Of Ewe - Tony Bennett
Born To Give My Love To Ewe - Martina Mcbride
But I Do Love Ewe - Michelle Branch
Can Ewe Feel The Love Tonight ? - Elton John
Can Ewe Find It In Your Heart ? - Tony Bennett
Can Ewe Stop the Rain ? - Peabo Bryson
Can't Forget Ewe - Gloria Estefan
Can't Take My Eyes Off Ewe - Frank Valli
Close To Ewe - Carpenters
Crazy For Ewe - 'N Sync
Die Without Ewe - Brandy
Do Ewe Hear What I Hear- Martina McBride
Does That Blue Moon Ever Shine On Ewe - Toby Keith
Don't Say Ewe Love Me - M2M
Don't Wanna Lose Ewe - Gloria Estefan
Dreaming Of Ewe - Selena
Especially For Ewe - Kylie Minogue & Jason Donovan
Everything I Do, I Do It For Ewe - Bryan Adams
Ewe ~ Marvin Gaye
Ewe Belong With Me- Taylor Swift
Ewe Give Love A Bad Name ~ Bon Jovi
Ewe Light Up My Life - Debbie Boone
Ewe made me love you, I didn't want to do it... I don't know who that is by
Ewe Sang To Me - Marc Anthony
Ewe Should Be Mine - 98 Degrees
Ewe Still Shake Me- Deana Carter
Ewe Take My Breath Away ~ Rex Smith
Ewe Walked By - Clint Black
Ewe Were Meant For Me - Jewel
Ewe Were Wonderful Tonight - Eric Clapton
Ewe Will Be Mine - Faith Hill
Falling Into Ewe - Celine Dion
For Ewe - John Denver
For Ewe I Will - Monica
For The Love Of Ewe - Whitney Houston
From Loving Ewe - Mandy Moore
Gettin' Ewe Home - Chris Young
Getting To Know Ewe - Oscar Hammerstein
Goodbye To Ewe - Michelle Branch
Got My Heart Set On Ewe - John Denver
Have Ewe Ever Been In Love? - Celine Dion
Have Ewe Ever Really Loved A Woman? - Bryan Adams
Have Ewe Ever? - Brandy
Have Ewe Never Been Mellow - Olivia Newton John
Have I Told Ewe Lately? - Rod Stewart
Hey Ewe - Pink Floyd
How Am I Supposed To Live WithoutEwe - Laura Branigan
I Believe InEwe - Bob Dylan
I Belong To Ewe - Brian McKnight
I Can't Love Ewe Any Less - Alabama
I Can't Stop Loving Ewe - Roy Orbison
I Can't Tell Ewe Why ~ Eagles
I Didn't Mean To Turn Ewe On ~ Robert Palmer
I Do Cherish Ewe - 98 Degrees
I Hate Ewe Then I Love Ewe - Celine Dion & Luciano Pavarotti
I Have Always Loved Ewe - Enrique Iglesias
I Honestly Love Ewe - Olivia Newton John
I Just Called To Say I Love Ewe - Stevie Wonder
I Knew I Loved Ewe - Savage Garden
I Love Being In Love With Ewe - Diana Ross
I Love Ewe - Faith Hill
I Miss Ewe - Haddaway
I Need Ewe - America
I Think I Love You- Diamond Rio
I Wanna Be With Ewe - Mandy Moore
I Wanna Get To Know Ewe - K-Ci & Jojo
I Wanna Love Ewe - 98 Degrees
I Want Ewe Back - 'N Sync
I Want Ewe So Bad - Heart
I Want Ewe To Need Me - Celine Dion
I Want Ewe To Want Me ~ Cheap Trick
I Want You, I Need You, I Love Ewe - Elvis Presley
I Was Made For Loving Ewe - Kiss
I Will Always Love Ewe - Dolly Parton
I Will Come To Ewe - Hanson
I Will Remember Ewe - Amy Grant
I Will Rescue Ewe - Plus One
I Will Still Love Ewe - Britney Spears
I Won't Last A Day Without Ewe - Carpenters
I Won't Leave Ewe Lonely - Shania Twain
I Would've Loved Ewe Anyway - Trisha Yearwood
I'd Choose Ewe Again - Forester Sisters
If Ewe Are Gonna Fly Away - Faith Hill
If Ewe Are Not The One - Daniel Bedingfield
If Ewe Ask Me To - Celine Dion
If Ewe Go - Jon Secada
If Ewe Had My Love - Jennifer Lopez
If Ewe Leave Me Now - Chicago
If Ewe Wanna Touch Her, Ask! - Shania Twain
If I'm Not In Love With Ewe - Faith Hill
If Only Ewe Knew - Patti LaBelle
I'll Be Good For Ewe - 'N Sync
I'll Be There For Ewe - Backstreet Boys
I'll Never Stop Loving Ewe - Britney Spears
I'll Remember Ewe - Bob Dylan
I'll Still Love Ewe More - Trisha Yearwood
I'll Take Ewe There ~ Staple Singers
I'm A Slave For Ewe - Britney Spears
I'm Getting Used To Ewe - Selena
I'm Not Through Loving Ewe Yet - Louise Mandrell
It Might Be Ewe - Stephen Bishop
It's Gotta Be Ewe - Backstreet Boys
It's Not Hard To Love Ewe - Al Jarreau
Just The Way Ewe Are - Billy Joel
Just To Hold Ewe Once Again - Mariah Carey
Keep On Loving Ewe ~ REO Speedwagon
Live For Loving Ewe - Gloria Estefan
Looking For Ewe - Amy Grant
Lovin' Ewe - Elvis Presley
Lovin' Ewe Lovin' Me - Jason Raize
Lovin' Ewe On My Mind- Josh Turner
Loving You's A Dirty Job But Somebodys Gotta Do It - Bonnie Tyler
Make Ewe Happy - Celine Dion
Me and Ewe and a Dog Named Boo - Lobo
Missing Ewe - Backstreet Boys
My Baby Ewe - Marc Anthony
Never Forget Ewe - Mariah Carey
Never Let Ewe Go Again - Trisha Yearwood
No One Like Ewe - John Denver
No One Mends A Broken Heart Like Ewe - Barbara Mandrell
Nobody Loves Me Like Ewe Do - Whitney Houston and Jermaine Jackson
Nothing's Gonna Change My Love For Ewe - Glenn Medeiros
One Kiss From Ewe - Britney Spears
Only Ewe - Platters
Only Wanna Be With Ewe - Hootie and the Blowfish
Run To Ewe - Whitney Houston
Running Back To Ewe - Vanessa Williams
Saving All My Love For Ewe - Whitney Houston
Someday When I Stop Loving You- Carrie Underwood
Someone Else Calling Ewe Baby- Luke Bryan
Stuck On Ewe - Lionel Richie
Take Ewe Out - Luther Vandross
Thank Ewe For Loving Me - Bon Jovi
Thank God For Ewe - Sawyer Brown
Thank God I Found Ewe - Mariah Carey
That's What I Like About Ewe - Trisha Yearwood
The Closer I Get To Ewe - Beyonce
There Ewe Are ? Martina McBride
Thinkin' About Ewe - Trisha Yearwood
Till Ewe Opened My Eyes - John Denver
Till I fell In Love With Ewe - Bob Dylan
Till I Kissed Ewe - Connie Smith
To Be Around Ewe - Mariah Carey
To Love Ewe More - Celine Dion
To Make Ewe Feel My Love - Garth Brooks
What Ewe Need ~ INXS
What Ewe Want - Mandy Moore
What Have Ewe Done For Me Lately ~ Janet Jackson
When Ewe Say Ewe Love Me - Josh Groban
When Ewe Say Nothing At All - Alison Krauss
When Ewe Tell Me That Ewe Love Me - Diana Ross
When Ewe Touch Me - Brandy
When I Fall In Love With Ewe - Carpenters
When I Saw Ewe - Mariah Carey
Where Are Ewe Now? - Britney Spears
Where Would Ewe Be - Martina McBride
Who Do Ewe Love? - Whitney Houston
Who Needs Ewe Baby - Clay Walker
Why Did Ewe - Los Kumbia Kings
Why Did Ewe Have To Be - Debelah Morgan
Why Have Ewe Left The One Ewe Left For Me For - Crystal Gayle
Wild For Ewe Baby - Trisha Yearwood
With Or Without Ewe ~ U2
Without Ewe - Mariah Carey





TONY MANDILE
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I never did know exactly how many sheep there were on that mountain but there were a lot!

Every time i tried to count them...i fell asleep :)

Joey
 
Alright alright, i don't hear nobody laughing at my joke! x(

What's the matter with you guys? I thought it funny, heck with you guys :)

Joey
 
>Alright alright, i don't hear nobody
>laughing at my joke! x(
>
>
>What's the matter with you guys?
>I thought it funny, heck
>with you guys :)
>
>Joey

Sage, it made me chuckle. and the post where you got mad because nobody was laughing was even better!
 
"What up Sage why ya havin a bad day dude??"

Zack, i had to go around hat in hand looking for work. I'm still trying to make a go of Cardoza Plumbing but it's been way slow these past three weeks, no real good projects in sight, and there's gonna be bills needing paying.

I stopped in maybe 20 places today, different folks and a couple business's and did pick up three little, hour or two, maybe half day jobs. Before that, was up before dawn, a bud picked me up and headed out to the lake for a couple 2-3 hours trolling. The Browns are hitten Rapalas like crazy right now but it was capping from a north wind so we didn't even launch. I don't know, been a long day, i don't really like pushing my business on people, guess i just wanted to make someone laugh and laugh a bit myself.

Guess i could have just said, "it's been a long winter Z, long winter and it ain't quite over yet", but you know me, if it's on my mind, i'll put it down.

Joey
 
Sorry to hear that Joey, but at least you're doing the right thing by getting out there and setting yourself up to find more work. Example, I have 4 friends who are licensed plumbers and no doubt like there, work in you guys' industry has been a lot slower the past year here too. 1 out my 4 plumber friends is always out doing or bidding more and more side jobs...he's been my best friend since we were 3 years old and dude has always had the best work ethic I've ever seen. The other 3 guys sit around playing Nintendo games listening to their wives ##### n moan because they're lazy...think they'll find any work any time soon?? Point being you're at least putting out the effort to find more work and ya know what...you don't know right now but one or more of them folks that said "no thank you" today might just have a problem arise and call you as soon as tomorrow morning because you're the last guy they talked to...it may seem like the day didn't go well but good things can and will happen to good people striving to better themselves!! Keep yer damn head up and eyes on the prize man :)

~Z~
 

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