ANOTHER PATENT!!!

[elkassassin]

Been Working on my Last PATENT/Project!

You Boys are gonna like this one!

I'm gonna get in to all your Wallets!

You've got all the Newest Gadgets,Right?

You wanna stay on Top of all the New Toys,Right?

The first couple years there will be a 400 Yard Model offered!

Gonna be like New Bows,Trucks,Spotting Scopes & etc though!

As each year passes a longer Yardage Type will be offered!

It is known as a "LONG RANGE TASER"!

You pack this Projectile in the Chamber!

You TASE that Big Buck or Bull or whatever Animal!

Then You Hike on over to Him and Score/Measure Him!

If He Scores Big Enough You Pull the Trigger/Hammer on Him & Keep Him!

If He Ain't Quite what you Thought He was You walk off & let Him come back to Life!

This is gonna Eliminate a whole bunch of Animals that are Wasted in the Field Each year!

And You just might get more Shootin!

In about 10 years there will be a Similar BroadHead offered for StickFlippers!

But They're gonna wait for a while/wait their Turn!

These will be Sold under a LLC!

I Will not be Liable for TARDS TASING TARDS during the Annual PUMPKIN Patch Hunt!









Go Ahead!

Make Me take it down!

 

[eelgrass]

No more need to suffer from the heartbreak of ground shrinkage!

I like it!

Eel

 

[BIGJOHNT]

Great idea ! Will there be a 1000 yard model ? Or would that not be sporting?

 

[elkassassin]

>Great idea ! Will there be
>a 1000 yard model ?
>Or would that not be
>sporting?

There will be a 1,000 Yard Model!

But it'll take you about 6 years to get one!

First you're gonna buy the 400,500,600,700,800 & 900 Model in the next 6 years!

Like I said!

These will be just like everything else,they'll get Bigger & Badder as time goes on!






Go Ahead!

Make Me take it down!

 

[Ridn9high]

Could be the same as catch and release trophy bass fishing. Take a picture with your trophy and release to be caught/shot another day

 

[rutnbuck]

What will it do to a girl? For how long?
Rutnbuck

 

[NECALI]

I love it. I can see now that we could tase allot of bucks, elk etc. until we get one big enough. It would be fun. How much $ are you talkin here?

 

[FrontRange]

I like the idea. You could market it under the Wamco brand.
WAMCO LRT 400.
You'll be a billionaire, hope you remember us little people on MM.
(I'm sure alot of the younger viewers of MM have no idea what I'm talking about)

 

[feddoc]

How would it work as a tune up tool for wanton ATV riders?

 

[littlebighorn]

Is that Basin Moonshine talkin now Bess?