Another Joke

[Paul_Crawford]

You know what my wife better do as soon as she returns home from the battered women's shelter? PC

 

[Zeke]

Well.... obviously "naked rope jumping" is out! That's how she got injured in the first place.

I guess I have no answers for this one.

Zeke

 

[Weiserbucks]

The dishes and laundry , as soon as that's finished , make you a sammich !

 

[DeerMadness]

That awkward moment at the start of a game of Monopoly when the female player doesn't choose the iron.

 

[eelgrass]

Get you a beer! DUH!

Eel

Guns are like parachutes. If you need one and don't have one you probably will never need one again.

 

[sageadvice]

"Get you a beer! DUH!"

Eel, that's bad...but i'm sitting here laughing my ass off!

Joey


"It's all about knowing what your firearms practical limitations are and combining that with your own personal limitations!"

 

[Paul_Crawford]

Eel wins the cigar!! Or, breakfast, lunch, or dinner. D-6 Native wins, too. pc

 

[fireball77]

LAST EDITED ON Aug-06-15 AT 09:16PM (MST)[p].

 

[DeerMadness]

I don't think so. It's ok women do it too. I guess some people really do act like that but they don't stay married long.

 

[TomStoneman]

Yep spousal abuse is a riot