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This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who
>called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.
>
>We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to
>enjoy together.
>
>I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and
>rekindling a little of that "old magic".
>
>"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.
>
>"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older
>and a bit grayer and balder
>than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to
>have."
>
>She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".
>
>"Yeah," I said "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
>that's a few inches wider these days!
>
> Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my
>teeth are a bi t yellowed and
>
>I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"
>
>She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
>
>She teased me saying that tubby gray haired older men were cute, and she
>was sure I would still be a great lover.
>
>Anyway, she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
>
>So I told her to ##### off.
>called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.
>
>We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to
>enjoy together.
>
>I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and
>rekindling a little of that "old magic".
>
>"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.
>
>"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older
>and a bit grayer and balder
>than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to
>have."
>
>She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".
>
>"Yeah," I said "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
>that's a few inches wider these days!
>
> Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my
>teeth are a bi t yellowed and
>
>I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"
>
>She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
>
>She teased me saying that tubby gray haired older men were cute, and she
>was sure I would still be a great lover.
>
>Anyway, she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
>
>So I told her to ##### off.
