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Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking "Surely, I can't look that old." Well, if so, you'll love this one.
My name is Alice Smith, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with my new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I rememberd a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. Could it be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.
'Yes, yes, I did. I'm a Mustang.' He gleamed with pride.
'When did you graduate?' I asked.
He answered 'In 1975, why do you ask?'
'You were in my class!' I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely, then....
That ugly,
old,
bald,
wrinkled,
fast ass,
gray-haired,
decrepit,
Son of a b*tch asked...
'What did you teach?'
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Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking "Surely, I can't look that old." Well, if so, you'll love this one.
My name is Alice Smith, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with my new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I rememberd a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. Could it be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.
'Yes, yes, I did. I'm a Mustang.' He gleamed with pride.
'When did you graduate?' I asked.
He answered 'In 1975, why do you ask?'
'You were in my class!' I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely, then....
That ugly,
old,
bald,
wrinkled,
fast ass,
gray-haired,
decrepit,
Son of a b*tch asked...
'What did you teach?'
}>
