elkassassin
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The Future Ms AbiggerFish2Fry's Pre-Numpt:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who "thinks before he speaks",
One who'll call, not wait for weeks..
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
AbiggerFish2Fry's Thoughts:
I pray for a Montana deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
Big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and drinking.. This
Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a #####.
The Dew I had for Breakfast wasn't Bad so I had one more for Dessert!
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who "thinks before he speaks",
One who'll call, not wait for weeks..
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
AbiggerFish2Fry's Thoughts:
I pray for a Montana deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
Big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and drinking.. This
Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a #####.
The Dew I had for Breakfast wasn't Bad so I had one more for Dessert!