A trip to the garden shop

[eelgrass]

I went to the garden shop today. A young gal waited on me, and I told her I was looking for a soil amendment for my raised bed. She asked me if it was for flowers or vegetables. I told her I guess kind of flowers but not flowers, just the buds.

She gave me a wink and lead me to the back of the shed. She showed me one called "Power Flower". It has bat guano, seaweed, and a bunch of other stuff. It was $16.95/ cubic ft. I felt obligated at that point so I bought a couple. It should work great! (I hope)

Eel

 

[sageadvice]

Kind of afraid to ask but what are you growing in them raised beds eel, Artichokes?

Joey

 

[eelgrass]

Joey, good guess but it's broccoli.

Eel

 

[BuckSnort]

By chance did she show you her power flower?

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[overton]

>Joey, good guess but it's broccoli.
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>Eel


So now you are smoking broccoli?

 

[eelgrass]

>>Joey, good guess but it's broccoli.
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>>Eel
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>So now you are smoking broccoli?
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Heck no! I just sell it to tourists passing through town.

Eel

 

[RELH]

That is what you get for living near the emerald triangle. Hope you did not ask for drip arrigation also or that shop girl will think you are a wacky weed grower for sure.

RELH

 

[Longun]

Eel you better find some other growing business...as soon as CA votes and legalizes Mary Jane the price will drop from $400.00 an ounce to $40....