A MM milestone

[B_F_E]

We are about to witness,
no I'm not talkin about Nochaulks one thousandth nuke job.
I'm speaking of that sometimes cudly, sometimes cantankerous, feline friend of ours Mr Bobcatbess. As he approaches the 10,000 posts mark I think we need to have a big celebration !!
Kinda like a MM 20th class reunion, maybe hire a stripper or something like that for Bess, possible a 24 hour moratorium of nuke jobs type melee in honor of the cat.
Any ideas ?
I project it should occur sometime this fall, so we should have time to plan the big blow out.

 

[Wiszard]

SPEAKING OF BLOW OUTS...I JUST HAD ONE IN MY PANTS WHILE READING THIS POST!!! HaHa That is a huge accomplishment.

Steve

 

[Feleno]

a) Adopt him out to another website and see how fast he reaches 10,000 there.
b) Have a vet remove that hairball from his throat which is causing his caplocks to stay on.
c) A public neutering.

 

[NVBighorn]

A date with Richard Simmons.

 

[Wiszard]

The date with Richard Simmons is old hat to BESSY!!!

Steve

 

[nochawk]

no I'm not talkin about Nochaulks one thousandth nuke job.

Well if you wouldnt alert them to me BFE I wouldnt have to nuke them....and its only about 40....

JUST FOR THAT... I MAY MAKE SURE BESSY DO'NT NOT REACH 10,000 POSTS... and then he can come huntin you down...

 

[alwayzbhuntin]

Yeah,here is an idea, get him a new job so 11,000 is not a reality.


?We abuse land because we regard it as a commodity belonging to us. When we see land as a community to which we belong, we may begin to use it with love and respect.? Aldo Leopold

 

[eelgrass]

Beefy, I think we may have missed it? Surely he has over 15,000 posts, as I know he's had at least 5,000 posts nuked since I've been here.

I agree though. We should do something nice for the 'ol cat. Maybe an autographed photo of Little George?

Eel

 

[bobcatbess]

NOW,NOW,NOW eel!!!

YOU'RE RIGHT,I'M MISSING A FEW POSTS!!!

PLEASE DON'T GET ME THE MISERY PICTURE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!

THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!

THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!

 

[NVBighorn]

Uncle Bessy, I'd defend your right to choose 'til the end. That makes 1572, right?

 

[Zigga]

A word from the President of the United States of America

"konngrattyoulayshuns r inn orrderr 4 myster besee wenn hee getts hiz tennthowsendth poste!"

 

[ClorideRUS]

I'm thinking something like a "What is your favorite BESSISM" or a Unauthorized Biography ... "THE MAN THE MYTH THE PISSCUTTER" or why I'm always YELLING?

RUS

 

[eelgrass]

RE: A word from the President of the United States of America

Thanks Zigga! LOL!

Eel

 

[bobcatbess]

RE: A word from the President of the United States of America

DAMN IT Zigga Zigga!!!

I'M STILL TRYING TO DECIDE WHO GIVES THE WORST SPEACHES???

LITTLE "E" OR LITTLE George???

THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!

THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!

 

[JLTD]

guess i got some catching up to do bessy

Just Living The Dream

 

[PleaseDear]

Geez---- I am knocking on 3000 and feel like I waste atlot of valuable 0300-0345 AM time.....

10,000 is unreal for me to even consider.....

The kitty Rocks though....

Robb

 

[Feleno]

Bobcats says:
"Faleno WITH A WHOPPIN 362 POSTS,I'LL ADMIT THE HE-SHE IS ONE OF A KIND,WELL AT LEAST I HOPE SO!!!"

Stub Tail
you should know as well as anyone that big numbers can be overrated

SO ITS TIME FOR YOU TO

THE ONLY FELENO THATS NOT AFRAID TO STEP ON THE STUBBY TAILED CAT

 

[NVBighorn]

This could come in handy.

 

[bobcatbess]

HEY JACK-ASS!!! (F'DUDE!!!)

YOU CAN CALL ME STUB TAIL!!!

BUT EVEN LOWLIFES SUCH AS YOURSELF SHOULDN'T HAVE TO CREATE FAKE PICTURES OF MY RELATES!!!

RANS & RUS TAUGHT US HOW TO USE THE WORD PLICK!!!

BUT I'LL JUST CALL YOU A LOWLIFE "PRICK" FOR NOW!!!

MAYBE STUB PRICK!!!

THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!

THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!

 

[Feleno]

you seem a bit irritable this morning, that distemper got you down or did i wake you from your cat nap?

The best you can come up with is "stub prick"? I hear that all the time from my wife

 

[Cam@strawberry]

I as the average sportsman am personally discusted with one bobcat bess with all of his rants on why im the scum of the earth for killing my trophy pisscutter every year and proudly showing to all of you, i feel as though he is an inconsiderate capslockin exclamation point obsessed deity that i have had more laughs and smiles at then most ppl i know personally combined please dont let him get any sort of satisfaction out of this he might just shut down hunting in utardia so i have nothing to live for. ;-) lol bessie id love to be in on whatever you get for this shindig haha 10000 posts thats an accomplishment

Bury me in the hills so i can fertilize the grass and grow bigger animals for the rest of ya

 

[FishlakeElkHunter]

You would think after 10,000 posts he would run out of things to say...............BUT NO!!

I think he will approach 20,000 by next years hunts!!!!!!! You think it is bad now.....wait til he finally draws an elk tag.....He will get 100,000 posts in a month!!!!! Huh Bess!!!!!!!!

 

[kilowatt]

Maybe someone can go in and UNLOCK his " Caps Lock" key when he hits that 10,000 plateau and then glue it there so he can't undo the lock. Then no more YELLING.

Brian

 

[completesportsman]

HEY KILOWATT

I HEAR YA BUDDY

AMEN TO THAT

 

[NVBighorn]

>You would think after 10,000 posts
>he would run out of
>things to say...............BUT NO!!

He ran out of things to say a long time ago.

 

[idabigbuck]

10,000 posts? Isn't there anything else to do in Altamont? Why don't you go pick a fight with a bunch of bikers or something. There has got to be some moles or voles or something for a kitty to chase around there!
Its fair chase, or its foul!

 

[southmountain]

Bess on the occasion you reach the 10000 Udderdelight says hello. I have his contact info . Can somebody dig up an ancient post where Bess forgot caps lock?

 

[bobcatbess]

WELL JUDAS FRICKEN PRIEST!!!

WE DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT HOW MANY POSTS I HAVE!!!

TELL UdderDespite ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME HE CHIMES IN!!!

BEEN A WHILE SINCE I WENT A ROUND OR TWO WITH HIM!!!



THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!

THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!

 

[Cam@strawberry]

Uh oh idabigboob ya done opened a can of worms with the altamont thing ;-) get ready cause this could get funny lol

Bury me in the hills so i can fertilize the grass and grow bigger animals for the rest of ya

 

[basinyotehunter]

Bessy, Ima tinking its about time for a fishing trip to the gorge. You down for that? lol


-Cody AKA BigBuck92

 

[RACKMASTER]

BOBCATBESS....
is a single finger taper and his finger is so big
strong that......
it could whoop Chuck Norris ass..

its so strong his hemorrhoid's never want to itch..

so strong that he gets black eyes when he picks his nose..

so strong his proctolagist is jealous..

so strong he has to drive a bad ass dodge truck to get it around..

so strong he hates chute planes because he could never get it off the ground..

his typing finger is so big and strong it could star in porno movies...
rackmaster