A Letter To Jessie James

[OutdoorWriter]

You Stupid B__tard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?

How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.

She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah.

Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named " America 's Sweetheart."

You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world while you were porkin? away.

You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated a$$hole cheater on the planet!

How can you live with yourself!

I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of crap that you are:

Thanks for taking the heat off of me. Let's do lunch.

~Tiger




TONY MANDILE

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[grizzlyplumber]

Reminds me of the motivational poster, the hot chick laying seductively on the bed and it says "Somewhere, some guy is absolutely sick of her crap right now."

 

[Feleno]

 

[B_F_E]

The subtext is, if she was fat & ugly it would be kosher ?

 

[RACKMASTER]

one of the most what beautiful in the world...
to each his own...
maybe keanu reeves stretch it out to much....
or maybe Jesse not a freak and she is..
all in all I bet both glued her beady little eyes shut!
she can't act! can't parent...can't satisfy a man!

rackmaster

 

[grizzlyplumber]

Not saying its okay if she is ugly, just saying it dont matter how hot she is, somebody is sick of her crap.

 

[mywifeishotterthentiffany]

Funny!!!




"Let's keep things in perspective.I mean for Peet's sake there are kids in Africa that don't even hunt....hello" Jimmy Big Time

 

[nezzy]

LMAO! JJ loves the porn star! In a way we all do.