A funny incedent at work today

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LAST EDITED ON Feb-03-13 AT 00:23AM (MST)[p]I don't post here very often but I had to post about what happened today at work. I can't stop laughing about it. As a cop I get to see a lot of weird freaky stuff. I know 1911 and we work together sometimes. We have backed each other up on numerous drug arrests and traffic accidents and he is a great Trooper. anyway....The call I got today had to be one of the strangest and funniest ever.

So..there is this guy fishig along the Weber river, minding his own business. A deer comes along and attacks the innocent fisherman. The deer kicks and paws at the fisherman with his hoofs. The man grabs the deer around the neck and they wrestle around in the river. The fisherman tries to break the deers neck by twisting its head. The deer breaks free and kicks the crap out of the fisherman, shredding his waders to pieces. The fisherman gets free and runs to the nearest tree and climbs it. The deer hangs out under the tree and won't let the fisherman down. The fisherman then calls for help. When I arrive, EMT's are attending to the fisherman and the deer is feedng a short distance away. The fisherman's brother is there and is watching the deer and holding a golf club to protect himself. The deer then tries to attack the brother. I end up shooting the deer as its chasing the fisherman's brother. I have never seen anything like this before. Wildlife responded and took parts of the deer for testing.
 
Even Cops are Telling Deer Stories these days!:D

Year before this last Season I got worked over by a Bull Moose!

SOB had my Tongue Hangin out!

Several thoughts went through my head!

One was how I was gonna Splain Shootin another OIL Animal to the DWR!

Finally got away from him!

Run back in to him the next day & He didn't wanna kick my Ass like the day before,go figure!

Wondering if that Brain Parasite messes with them?




"""Supporting Speed Limits doesn't make You Anti Car"""

No & You'll never Fix STUPID or WACKO'S by changing Gun Laws You Dumb BITTCH!
 
>Even Cops are Telling Deer Stories
>these days!:D
>
>Year before this last Season I
>got worked over by a
>Bull Moose!
>
>SOB had my Tongue Hangin out!
>
>
>Several thoughts went through my head!
>
>
>One was how I was gonna
>Splain Shootin another OIL Animal
>to the DWR!
>
>Finally got away from him!
>
>Run back in to him the
>next day & He didn't
>wanna kick my Ass like
>the day before,go figure!
>
>Wondering if that Brain Parasite messes
>with them?
>
>
>
>
>"""Supporting Speed Limits doesn't make You
>Anti Car"""
>
>No & You'll never Fix STUPID
>or WACKO'S by changing Gun
>Laws You Dumb BITTCH!


Is that the one Q had swimming across the Berry??
 
>Even Cops are Telling Deer Stories
>these days!:D
>
>Year before this last Season I
>got worked over by a
>Bull Moose!
>
>SOB had my Tongue Hangin out!
>
>
>Several thoughts went through my head!
>
>
>One was how I was gonna
>Splain Shootin another OIL Animal
>to the DWR!
>
>Finally got away from him!
>
>Run back in to him the
>next day & He didn't
>wanna kick my Ass like
>the day before,go figure!
>
>Wondering if that Brain Parasite messes
>with them?
>
>
>
>
>"""Supporting Speed Limits doesn't make You
>Anti Car"""
>
>No & You'll never Fix STUPID
>or WACKO'S by changing Gun
>Laws You Dumb BITTCH!




I may have that brain parasite bess cause I want to kick your ass everyday. It never seems to pass either. 24/7/365 I wanna kick your ass. It's weird. It may be contagious too.

I wouldn't doubt that deer was raised by someone. I've seen that happen to deer that were "saved" when they were fawns.


......I still want to kick your ass bess. Got an itchin to kick Eel's ass too for some reason. Maybe it's spreading inside me.
 
Well Ziggy!

I'll be at the EXPO on Feb. 23rd!

Come on Down & let's see How much Ass you kick!




"""Supporting Speed Limits doesn't make You Anti Car"""

No & You'll never Fix STUPID or WACKO'S by changing Gun Laws You Dumb BITTCH!
 
>>Even Cops are Telling Deer Stories
>>these days!:D
>>
>>Year before this last Season I
>>got worked over by a
>>Bull Moose!
>>
>>SOB had my Tongue Hangin out!
>>
>>
>>Several thoughts went through my head!
>>
>>
>>One was how I was gonna
>>Splain Shootin another OIL Animal
>>to the DWR!
>>
>>Finally got away from him!
>>
>>Run back in to him the
>>next day & He didn't
>>wanna kick my Ass like
>>the day before,go figure!
>>
>>Wondering if that Brain Parasite messes
>>with them?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>"""Supporting Speed Limits doesn't make You
>>Anti Car"""
>>
>>No & You'll never Fix STUPID
>>or WACKO'S by changing Gun
>>Laws You Dumb BITTCH!
>
>
>Is that the one Q had
>swimming across the Berry??

No RUGSTER!

All I did was Watch that Moose Swim clear across Strawberry!:D






"""Supporting Speed Limits doesn't make You Anti Car"""

No & You'll never Fix STUPID or WACKO'S by changing Gun Laws You Dumb BITTCH!
 
The more I think about it Ziggy!

The more you need to show up!

Maybe you can Whoop all of Our Asses while you're there!




"""Supporting Speed Limits doesn't make You Anti Car"""

No & You'll never Fix STUPID or WACKO'S by changing Gun Laws You Dumb BITTCH!
 
Deer rabies.....who knew?

Either that or he found a Twinkie on side of the road and went on a sugar high!

"I could agree with you, but then we would both be
wrong......and stupid"
 
I believe that story.....well, except the part about 1911 being a great Trooper.:)

Zigga, bring your cell phone and make sure there is a tree close by so you can climb out of danger.

Eel
 
Ziggy, be sure to bring a quarter in order they can call some one that would care to come and pick up your worthless body after Bessy gets though kicking your butt. Second thought, forget the quarter, you have no one that would care enough.

RELH
 
clpeay..........good thing ZIGGER has not seen this post....you would be given an English grammar lesson and spelling FASY.

Brian
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"I know 1911 and we work together sometimes. We have backed each other up on numerous drug arrests and traffic accidents and he is a great Trooper."

There must be 2 different 1911s here at MM.



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We have backed up into each other numerous times, he is a geat trooper, Sounds more like a clubhouse meeting, then a drug bust.
How many shots did it take.

"I have found if you go the extra mile it's Never crowded".
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