A FRESH BAKERS DOZEN!

[elkassassin]

Ya,I do hit the Doughnut Shop once a Week!

There's So many 1911's around here I just gotta have them on Hand!

This Mornin I figured I'd best Prepare for the work week full of Travel!

So's I go to the Store & there's a Guy already gathering a Dozen at the Help Yourself Doughnut case!

I'm Patient,waitin My turn when I notice the Box is mighty Full!

But He keeps adding Doughnuts!

SWEAR TO GAWD He's got at least 20 of them in the Box!

But He keeps stacking them in there!

The Box is overfull by at least double!

Then He goes to put the box lid over them and He Mashes them down like PanCakes just to get the lid on!

He then looks over at me & says:

Now that's what I call a Bakers Dozen!

JUDAS I about lost it!

So?

How many Doughnuts have you been known to claim to be a Bakers Dozen?







The Dew I had for Breakfast wasn't Bad so I had one more for Dessert!

 

[Roy]

"Now that's a Baker's Dozen!"

Um no, that's theft.

I may be a fat son-of-a-gun but at least I don't have to steal doughnuts!

HOOK 'EM!
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[1911]

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[never_catch]

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[NVBighorn]

Mmmmm... I love donut holes.






Really Bess, nothing better to do than to police the bakery ethics?

 

[elkassassin]

NVB!

I was Watchin!

Waitin my Turn!

Theft in Progress according to Roy!

Guess he got his monies worth?







The Dew I had for Breakfast wasn't Bad so I had one more for Dessert!

 

[NVBighorn]

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Why didnt you turn him in. Or go tune up his vehicle?

 

[elkassassin]

JUDAS NVB!

It Was the Bishop of Myton!

You want Me to get him Ex-Communicated?




The Dew I had for Breakfast wasn't Bad so I had one more for Dessert!

 

[NVBighorn]

What's a "Bishop of Myton?"