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cameraguy
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A blonde's car gets a flat tire on I-75 in Detroit.
So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The life like cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before the Michigan Highway Patrol arrives.
The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer.
"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The life like cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before the Michigan Highway Patrol arrives.
The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer.
"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
