A Big Misunderstanding......

kilowatt · Oct 30, 2009

A big misunderstanding

My young neighbors, the lesbians next door, whose lawn I mow when needed, asked me what I would like for my birthday.

I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex

It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."

tylercreek2 · Oct 30, 2009

LOLOL uh huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

sageadvice · Oct 30, 2009

Kilo, you must live in a better neighborhood than i do. If i said i wanted to watch, they'd set up a folding chair on Main st.

Joey

eelgrass · Oct 31, 2009

Brian, at your age......take the Rolex, you'll live longer.

Eel

Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.

Deadred7o7 · Oct 31, 2009

The Rolex is so you know when the 4 hours is up after you take the little blue pill then you should call the Dr.

Kyle
"If it moves shoot it again"

manny15 · Oct 31, 2009

>The Rolex is so you know
>when the 4 hours is
>up after you take the
>little blue pill then you
>should call the Dr.
>
>
>Kyle
>"If it moves shoot it again"
>
>
>

wow, mind blowing link dude.....thanks

fireball77 · Oct 31, 2009

I think I just puked

LOL

NVBighorn · Oct 31, 2009

HillbillyNnevada · Oct 31, 2009

Just an observation from my 7 years spent in college bars but if you see an attractive girl kiss another girl, 9 times of 10 the attractive girl is into guys also--not a true lesbian. Real lesbians can bench press more than you, put shoes on your horse or swap out your truck's transmission.

BeanMan · Nov 1, 2009

Hillbilly,

You took the words right out of my...well never mind. It has been my observation that I wouldn't care to see any of the Lesbians I know undressed.