A Bedtime Story

[eelgrass]

Wolves are here to stay and here is why. 4.5 million views since Jan. 8.

 

[Homer]

what a beautiful story..............

 

[Homer]

One day an explorer is out in the jungle. As he wanders along, he comes upon an elephant, crying with pain, a large thorn lodged in its foot. Feeling sorry for the elephant, the man carefully pulls out the thorn. The elephant looks at him gratefully, then limps off into the jungle.

Many years later, the same man visits a circus, and sits in the front row. The elephant acts come on, but one of the elephants keeps looking over at the explorer. Eventually, the elephant breaks free, runs over to him … then picks the man up with his trunk, dashes him to the ground, and tramples him to death with his mighty feet.

Why did the elephant do this?

It wasn’t the same elephant.

 

[coloradoman]

If he was packing a pistol it would have turned out a lot better?

 

[eelgrass]

I copied this from the comments:
The man then woke up from his acid trip and realized he was still in his parents basement.

 

[elkassassin]

 

[coloradoman]

Wish I was the camera man for a couple reasons.... but #1 I would have been packing two pistols.........
One of them wouldn’t have walked out ?

 

[eelgrass]

Bob ?,
she looks like the Alpha female..?

 

[elkassassin]

Probably So Eel!

 

[feddoc]

I might just lick her face too.

 

[mtmuley]

Posting stupid **** like that doesn't help anything. Go fishing eel. mtmuley

 

[Homer]

god you're a fun guy mtmuley

 

[mtmuley]

god you're a fun guy mtmuley

Yep. mtmuley

 

[eelgrass]

You got a pet wolf mtmuley? No hard feelings. The rivers are blown out.

 

[mtmuley]

He's not a pet eel. My RUM made sure of that. mtmuley

 

[eelgrass]

That tamed him down pretty quick.

 

[elkantlers]

Posting stupid **** like that doesn't help anything. Go fishing eel. mtmuley

Someone needs a hug. Lol
You are extra ornery lately

 

[mtmuley]

Someone needs a hug. Lol
You are extra ornery lately

mtmuley

 

[elkassassin]

You Guy's gotta Understand mt is living first hand with them Wolves!

And I'm Sure they've Ate some of His Deer.Elk & Moose!

If We end up Getting some Trans-Plants Here TARDS will be Whining like No Other!

 

[mtmuley]

You Guy's gotta Understand mt is living first hand with them Wolves!

And I'm Sure they've Ate some of His Deer.Elk & Moose!

If We end up Getting some Trans-Plants Here TARDS will be Whining like No Other!

It's been interesting. Still working through it. As said, hope you guys don't have to deal with them. mtmuley