So I've been laid up sick for the last couple days, to cold to go outside and very bored with TV. Wife asked if I wanted to go shopping. I didn't but needed to get out. Crap I never knew bra shopping could be so difficult and take so long. Never knew there were so many styles, variations, lifts, uplifters, cup styles. 3 fricken hours worth and she came home with 1 bra. I don't know if I ever want to see any more boobies or scantily clad women for a while. Please do not post any here, I just needed to vent.
6 stores, 3 hours, 1 bra
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RELH
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Women can be very fickle about what they buy to hold up those boobies that us men like so much. I learned many years ago to never go shopping with the wife if she is shopping for clothes, shoes or under garments.
For the same reason she does not go with me into a sporting goods store or gunshop.
RELH
For the same reason she does not go with me into a sporting goods store or gunshop.
RELH
feddoc
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>So I've been laid up sick
>for the last couple days,
>to cold to go outside
>and very bored with TV.
>Wife asked if I wanted
>to go shopping. I didn't
>but needed to get out.
>Crap I never knew bra
>shopping could be so difficult
>and take so long. Never
>knew there were so many
>styles, variations, lifts, uplifters, cup
>styles. 3 fricken hours worth
>and she came home with
>1 bra. I don't know
>if I ever want to
>see any more boobies or
>scantily clad women for a
>while. Please do not post
>any here, I just needed
>to vent.
I would guess you to be a 'B' cup.
>for the last couple days,
>to cold to go outside
>and very bored with TV.
>Wife asked if I wanted
>to go shopping. I didn't
>but needed to get out.
>Crap I never knew bra
>shopping could be so difficult
>and take so long. Never
>knew there were so many
>styles, variations, lifts, uplifters, cup
>styles. 3 fricken hours worth
>and she came home with
>1 bra. I don't know
>if I ever want to
>see any more boobies or
>scantily clad women for a
>while. Please do not post
>any here, I just needed
>to vent.
I would guess you to be a 'B' cup.
elkassassin
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Well F'er!
Next time let me know!
I'd like to go with Her next time!
Wisz was a Hell of a Sport this year even if He did tell the UDWR to F-Off during the Phone Call!
15" Bases?
30" 5ths?
Missing 450" Bull!
The next 4 years is Slicks Fault,again,GEEZUS!
GOOD GAWD A MIGHTY!
Next time let me know!
I'd like to go with Her next time!
Wisz was a Hell of a Sport this year even if He did tell the UDWR to F-Off during the Phone Call!
15" Bases?
30" 5ths?
Missing 450" Bull!
The next 4 years is Slicks Fault,again,GEEZUS!
GOOD GAWD A MIGHTY!
tailchasers
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Purse shopping is just as bad. I made that mistake once and not again.
"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway."
"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway."
elkassassin
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>Purse shopping is just as bad.
>I made that mistake once
>and not again.
>
>"Courage is being scared to death
>but saddling up anyway."
She get one big enough to hit you on the head with?
Wisz was a Hell of a Sport this year even if He did tell the UDWR to F-Off during the Phone Call!
15" Bases?
30" 5ths?
Missing 450" Bull!
The next 4 years is Slicks Fault,again,GEEZUS!
GOOD GAWD A MIGHTY!
>I made that mistake once
>and not again.
>
>"Courage is being scared to death
>but saddling up anyway."
She get one big enough to hit you on the head with?
Wisz was a Hell of a Sport this year even if He did tell the UDWR to F-Off during the Phone Call!
15" Bases?
30" 5ths?
Missing 450" Bull!
The next 4 years is Slicks Fault,again,GEEZUS!
GOOD GAWD A MIGHTY!
fireball77
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Hey we have to spend time to make them look good for you a holes ;-)
fireball77
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Um it has to look cute on the floor silly !!!
tailchasers
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>She get one big enough to
>hit you on the head
>with?
>
>
>
On the plus side I no longer need to take my pack when she goes hunting with me since she now can carry out half an elk in their too as well as not smash the sandwiches either.
"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway."
>hit you on the head
>with?
>
>
>
On the plus side I no longer need to take my pack when she goes hunting with me since she now can carry out half an elk in their too as well as not smash the sandwiches either.
"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway."
fireball77
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QUIT YER COMPLAINING you owe her that after the gas station incident ;-)
