$300 hooker....

[D13er]

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I've got a special offer for you. I'll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words."
The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says slowly, "Paint my house."


JB

 

[D13er]

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I've got a special offer for you. I'll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words."
The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says slowly, "Paint my house."


JB

 

[never_catch]

LMFAO!!

~Z~

 

[never_catch]

LMFAO!!

~Z~

 

[CAforkedhorn]

LOL Beautiful!







Piper, how's your period?

Zigga, don't forget the knee pads!

440Sixpack wants to measure your boners!

 

[CAforkedhorn]

LOL Beautiful!







Piper, how's your period?

Zigga, don't forget the knee pads!

440Sixpack wants to measure your boners!

 

[foundation]

So what color did she paint your house , and did she do a good job ?

 

[foundation]

So what color did she paint your house , and did she do a good job ?

 

[Wiszard]

Knowing D13er.....it was a transvestite!

Steve
Derkha derkha Muhammed jihad hakha sherpha sherpha abakhala- Gary of Team America World Police

 

[Wiszard]

Knowing D13er.....it was a transvestite!

Steve
Derkha derkha Muhammed jihad hakha sherpha sherpha abakhala- Gary of Team America World Police

 

[kingfish]

Nice....


Government doesn't fix anything and has spent trillions proving it!!!
Let's face it...After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says WTF!

 

[kingfish]

Nice....


Government doesn't fix anything and has spent trillions proving it!!!
Let's face it...After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says WTF!