1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that
during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow,
born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she
slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their
stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens
wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.
Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments
posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post ''Thou Shalt Not Steal,'' ''Thou Shalt
Not Commit Adultery,'' and ''Thou Shall Not Lie'' in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that
during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow,
born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she
slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their
stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens
wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.
Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments
posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post ''Thou Shalt Not Steal,'' ''Thou Shalt
Not Commit Adultery,'' and ''Thou Shall Not Lie'' in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
