2,000 miles

1911 · Jul 31, 2013

Just got done with a 2,000 mile excursion from Utardia through Nevada and down I-5 in Calipornia. If you have never made the drive through Donner's I highly recommend the trip. The rest was mostly desolate desert and a queer in a vineyard near Santa Plicka.

264mag · Jul 31, 2013

How did you find out the guy was gay in the vineyard?

elkassassin · Jul 31, 2013

So?

You're cleared now for the 2014 Kona Trip?

This Story happens alot it's True!
But Ya Best Hope it don't ever happen to you!

1911 · Jul 31, 2013

> How did you
>find out the guy was
>gay in the vineyard?

If you saw him you too would know. Pictures coming.

rutnbuck · Jul 31, 2013

Why?

Rutnbuck

Gator · Jul 31, 2013

Haul those pictures out.

"I have found if you go the extra mile it's Never crowded".
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1911 · Jul 31, 2013

I will. Still trying to recover from yelling not now damnit with four kids in the back.

elkassassin · Jul 31, 2013

Red Said there were actually 5 kids in the Vehicle?

This Story happens alot it's True!
But Ya Best Hope it don't ever happen to you!

fireball77 · Aug 1, 2013

Thats why we stopped at a vineyard

Gator · Aug 1, 2013

ARE we there yet.

"I have found if you go the extra mile it's Never crowded".
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RELH · Aug 1, 2013

I'll bet you that I know who that queer in the vineyard was. You know he will get even with you for that. NO NO NO, I am not referring to my Cuz, but it is someone he knows and calls a Dickweed all the time. Crap! 1911 it could be you. You were in the vineyard and Cuz calls you a Dickweed just about everyday when he trying to get a kiss from Red.

RELH

eelgrass · Aug 1, 2013

I have to go to the bathroom!!!!!

Eel

RELH · Aug 1, 2013

Eel, as 1911 would say, "we are not stopping the car, just hold it for another hour". Then Red intervenes and tells him to stop the car. He replys "yes dear" and stops the car.

RELH

1911 · Aug 1, 2013

RELH red wants to know why you dogged out on breakfast.

RELH · Aug 1, 2013

Because I did not want you to feel rejected after I hug and kissed her. Too darn far for me to drive for breakfast and I was busy taking my oldest grandson on a pig hunt last week. Tell her I will try and catch her next time. Did you take her to see the giant redwoods, far prettier then Donner you mentioned.

RELH

kilowatt · Aug 1, 2013

And a far cry better than Dizzyland too.

Brian
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Gridman · Aug 1, 2013

What a dic u should have stopped and said hi so could have meet the family

RELH · Aug 1, 2013

Gridman, if he had stopped to say hi, 1911 and I would have ended up talking shop and both of our wives would kicked our butts.

RELH

1911 · Aug 1, 2013

>What a dic u should have
>stopped and said hi so
>could have meet the family
>

I was going to and dickweed told me not to.

one_dryboot · Jan 25, 2014

eelgrass · Jan 25, 2014

Welcome home 1911.

Eel

1911 · Jan 25, 2014

Well this thread took on an unexpected second life. Never knew boot would go I to the archives to exhume a body.

one_dryboot · Jan 25, 2014

I was a little behind in my reading. Glad I found it before it was gone forever.

smitty · Jan 26, 2014

you should see what he does with dead elk bodies.

Titty is a sick individual. He should not be left alone with small children, homeless people, or elk carcasses.