1st COTD of 2012

[never_catch]

~Z~

 

[1911]

Smitplick asks foreman Ovaries to bring over a claw hammer and assist a young lady with a wedgie situation.

 

[TAGATTRACTER]

Nice Ass. He must workout.

 

[slamdunk]

Gotta love those "skinny fat" girls!

 

[never_catch]

Smitty thinks to himself, "If my ass ate shorts like that, I wonder if Feleno would stop to talk with me too??"

~Z~

 

[overton]

Z says "that ain't BHWAR".

 

[1911]

Zip it Ovary.

 

[overton]

JB thinks "I know 45 is up there somewhere".

 

[nickman]

That Wiz guy told me that I should "hit it", but I can't find a nail anywhere on that thing!

"Fathom the hypocracy of a Government that requires every citizen to prove that they are insured.....but not everyone must prove that they are a citizen"

 

[CAforkedhorn]

Rugburn: "Ransom, stop looking at my package, my girlfriend is going to find out about our little secret!"

 

[never_catch]

"I think we're going to need more then a few hammers to fix this crack"

~Z~