1911, You Gotta Love A Good Nurse......

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YOU GOTTA LOVE A GOOD NURSE


A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.

Written in large black letters was the sentence:
'Get well soon....from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week.'
 
LAST EDITED ON Nov-20-08 AT 05:32PM (MST)[p]Ouch Kilo, that is hitting below the belt pun intended. You have to be careful to never offend a nurse, trauma surgeon, or short order cook in this line of work just to name a few. :)
 
And in the Military, the MP's never messed with either a Medic or Finance person.

The Medic could make your ass sore and the Finance guy could LOOSE your pay records and ship them off to some God forsaken place like North Africa.......no pay till records found. LOL

Brian
 

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