1911 "WHERE ART THOU"???

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Well 1911?

T'was up in your neck of the Freeway yesterday mornin!

I had just shy of 6-1/2 hours,leave here at 5:45 AM,go to Ogden to drop Gun off at GunSmith,make another stop in North Salt Lake up in the Avenues,and then be back Home to take a Water Turn at straight up Noon!

I was doin Perty Good(I thought!)when 10 miles Shy of Ogden I'm Cruisin along and all of a Sudden,I see's what I'm Hoping is 1911 asleep in his Charger!

Oh SWEET GEEZUS!

Yup,I see him pulls out & immediately know the Grocery Getter I'm in ain't gonna be a Challenge for a Charger,He caught up to me in about 5.2 & lights were Flashing,I'm still prayin to God it's 1911,but I get to thinkin,1911 is a Night Owl,I'm not gonna be so Lucky!

That was Mistake # 1!

As soon as I got Stopped,I un-latched my SeatBelt,(Yes I was wearing it!)when the Trooper walks up he says:"You were doing ### MPH & not wearing your SeatBelt"!!!!!!!!!!Lots of Explanation Marks in His Voice!

Un-Latching SeatBelt Mistake # 2!

Then He asks if I have a License?

I says:Yup!

We sit there for a Minute & then he says:Well can I see it?Sure Can!

I asks him if he knows 1911?

He says He doesn't,and Damn I'm thinking this ain't Good!

Slow Down Boys!(Ya,I'm one to Preach it!)

It ain't worth it!

The problem is:I Cain't Drive sixty-f'n-five!

The UHP Officer was only doing his job,I'm not mad at him & He was Very Courteous,But he will Hammer your Ass,just doing his Job!

I called for Help 1911 but "WHERE ART THOU"?





For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
Well 1911?

T'was up in your neck of the Freeway yesterday mornin!

I had just shy of 6-1/2 hours,leave here at 5:45 AM,go to Ogden to drop Gun off at GunSmith,make another stop in North Salt Lake up in the Avenues,and then be back Home to take a Water Turn at straight up Noon!

I was doin Perty Good(I thought!)when 10 miles Shy of Ogden I'm Cruisin along and all of a Sudden,I see's what I'm Hoping is 1911 asleep in his Charger!

Oh SWEET GEEZUS!

Yup,I see him pulls out & immediately know the Grocery Getter I'm in ain't gonna be a Challenge for a Charger,He caught up to me in about 5.2 & lights were Flashing,I'm still prayin to God it's 1911,but I get to thinkin,1911 is a Night Owl,I'm not gonna be so Lucky!

That was Mistake # 1!

As soon as I got Stopped,I un-latched my SeatBelt,(Yes I was wearing it!)when the Trooper walks up he says:"You were doing ### MPH & not wearing your SeatBelt"!!!!!!!!!!Lots of Explanation Marks in His Voice!

Un-Latching SeatBelt Mistake # 2!

Then He asks if I have a License?

I says:Yup!

We sit there for a Minute & then he says:Well can I see it?Sure Can!

I asks him if he knows 1911?

He says He doesn't,and Damn I'm thinking this ain't Good!

Slow Down Boys!(Ya,I'm one to Preach it!)

It ain't worth it!

The problem is:I Cain't Drive sixty-f'n-five!

The UHP Officer was only doing his job,I'm not mad at him & He was Very Courteous,But he will Hammer your Ass,just doing his Job!

I called for Help 1911 but "WHERE ART THOU"?





For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
Tain't Funny RANS!

For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
Tain't Funny RANS!

For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
LAST EDITED ON Jul-17-11 AT 11:19AM (MST)[p]Rule #1 never look for a Charger, when you should be looking for Crown Vic....they took his dream car away.

And if you were in the Avenues, and didn't stop to see me at work- count that ticket as MY prayer being answered!

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LAST EDITED ON Jul-17-11 AT 11:19AM (MST)[p]Rule #1 never look for a Charger, when you should be looking for Crown Vic....they took his dream car away.

And if you were in the Avenues, and didn't stop to see me at work- count that ticket as MY prayer being answered!

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I was in a Hurry TAG!

Gonna have to clue me in on where you live in that Rat-Race?

Swear to Gawd,every time I get way North,They've got damn Tour De France going & Cops everywhere up there!



For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
I was in a Hurry TAG!

Gonna have to clue me in on where you live in that Rat-Race?

Swear to Gawd,every time I get way North,They've got damn Tour De France going & Cops everywhere up there!



For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
I kinda figured you were in a hurry-...saved a lot of time stopping to chat with the trooper, too!

But my home away from home is the big Hospital in the Avenues called LDS Hospital...and I'm NEVER too busy to grab a cup off coffee with a buddy.


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I kinda figured you were in a hurry-...saved a lot of time stopping to chat with the trooper, too!

But my home away from home is the big Hospital in the Avenues called LDS Hospital...and I'm NEVER too busy to grab a cup off coffee with a buddy.


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Damn You RUGSTER!

I thought about you too!

Don't know when they Pull the CUFFS for too many MPH?:D

There's 2 places I don't wanna meet you RUG,the Clubhouse & your Hotel!:D

For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
Damn You RUGSTER!

I thought about you too!

Don't know when they Pull the CUFFS for too many MPH?:D

There's 2 places I don't wanna meet you RUG,the Clubhouse & your Hotel!:D

For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
Well Eel!

I was asking him if he knew any of the MM Cops,He claimed he didn't know any of them!

I was gonna try a "Bribe" you know!:D

For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
Well Eel!

I was asking him if he knew any of the MM Cops,He claimed he didn't know any of them!

I was gonna try a "Bribe" you know!:D

For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
If it means anything I haven't laid eyes on him in over a week !!!
45 WHERE ART THOU ???

Bessy next time ask if they know DT or the Crash king of the world LOL
 
If it means anything I haven't laid eyes on him in over a week !!!
45 WHERE ART THOU ???

Bessy next time ask if they know DT or the Crash king of the world LOL
 
JUDAS!

Sounds like We're both in trouble with the same outfit?

Hey,at least I don't 'Work' for the same outfit!:D



For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
JUDAS!

Sounds like We're both in trouble with the same outfit?

Hey,at least I don't 'Work' for the same outfit!:D



For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
LAST EDITED ON Jul-18-11 AT 05:28AM (MST)[p]I take it since you listed your speed as ### and not ##, you were in the triple digits.
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LAST EDITED ON Jul-18-11 AT 05:28AM (MST)[p]I take it since you listed your speed as ### and not ##, you were in the triple digits.
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>Can a Dodge really go ###
>?

Only if it's being towed


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>Can a Dodge really go ###
>?

Only if it's being towed


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He said he was in the grocery getter. I'm pretty sure that means he was in the lezbaru outback he cherishes.
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He said he was in the grocery getter. I'm pretty sure that means he was in the lezbaru outback he cherishes.
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The best of both worlds; this one has a lezbaru motor.
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Compromise, hell! ... If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?
 
The best of both worlds; this one has a lezbaru motor.
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Compromise, hell! ... If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?
 
1911!!!

Check the messages on your Phone Twice in a While!

I was in a Bind!

Guess I'll have to get Reds phone number,She might rescue me!:D

For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
1911!!!

Check the messages on your Phone Twice in a While!

I was in a Bind!

Guess I'll have to get Reds phone number,She might rescue me!:D

For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
Bessy Feel free to call me anytime my number is the same as 45's except the last number is a 4 instead of 5


I got out of another ticket today I will teach ya the trick ;-}
 
Bessy Feel free to call me anytime my number is the same as 45's except the last number is a 4 instead of 5


I got out of another ticket today I will teach ya the trick ;-}
 
Lil Red!

I love Tricks!

But will it work for the opposite Sex?:D

For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
Lil Red!

I love Tricks!

But will it work for the opposite Sex?:D

For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
That lil Ford Truck will actually run faster on top end than the Big Ford does!

The Computer shuts the big Ford down on top end,which is really sad!(95MPH!)

Gravity is what shuts the lil Ford down,that & the lack of HorsePower!

Ask Rutnbuck if the lil Ford doesn't get in to tight places at a decent Speed!:D

I can hit Parleys at 115 MPH in the lil Ford!

The bottom of Parleys that is!:D



For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
That lil Ford Truck will actually run faster on top end than the Big Ford does!

The Computer shuts the big Ford down on top end,which is really sad!(95MPH!)

Gravity is what shuts the lil Ford down,that & the lack of HorsePower!

Ask Rutnbuck if the lil Ford doesn't get in to tight places at a decent Speed!:D

I can hit Parleys at 115 MPH in the lil Ford!

The bottom of Parleys that is!:D



For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
B Bop, There's another trick to getting out of tickets... Slow T.F. down!...lol... Unless you got a nice set of T.I.T.S. (I really hope you don't) it may be you're only option...lol


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B Bop, There's another trick to getting out of tickets... Slow T.F. down!...lol... Unless you got a nice set of T.I.T.S. (I really hope you don't) it may be you're only option...lol


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Nice reply there Snort!

I've got a set!

But ain't nobody gonna see em,lol!:D

For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
Nice reply there Snort!

I've got a set!

But ain't nobody gonna see em,lol!:D

For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
Bbop, next time splain to the nice officer that people who drive 65 in Utard are a-holes. Tell him you would rather get a ticket than get flipped off 100 times like your friend Eel does when he driver through Utard.

Eel
 
Bbop, next time splain to the nice officer that people who drive 65 in Utard are a-holes. Tell him you would rather get a ticket than get flipped off 100 times like your friend Eel does when he driver through Utard.

Eel
 
LAST EDITED ON Jul-20-11 AT 04:31AM (MST)[p]I don't think I have ever been over 80 mph-----

I haven't had a ticket since 1977....

I figured when you go on those long drive miles trips you would just take your Prious...??....for sure in the summer with all the sunshine for that roof solar panel.

Robb

PS--ya should a called and taken exit 388 to come visit us---
 
LAST EDITED ON Jul-20-11 AT 04:31AM (MST)[p]I don't think I have ever been over 80 mph-----

I haven't had a ticket since 1977....

I figured when you go on those long drive miles trips you would just take your Prious...??....for sure in the summer with all the sunshine for that roof solar panel.

Robb

PS--ya should a called and taken exit 388 to come visit us---
 
Well Robb!

A V-10 FORD Owner of years & never been over 80 MPH?

Bet you drive in the same Lane Eel does?:D

I can't imagine anybody that rolls with the flow on the Wasatch that ain't been over 80 MPH!:D

With RUS'S Buddy Obama trying to run the show,a PRIUS might be the next Obamamobile,f'n vehicle of the year!:D

Hopefully we can hook up again this year/Fall somewhere again Robb,sure enjoyed the visit last time!

When I bought my PISSCUTTIN Rig most people said:That'll slow him down,yup damn sure did,problem is I gotta make up time headed down hills for time I lost headed up hills!:D

The MORMON 500 ain't nothin,gonna take both Robb & Eel for a ride one of these days,they both need to exceed the 80 MPH Mark!:D

80 MPH on the Wasatch is still idling!






For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
Well Robb!

A V-10 FORD Owner of years & never been over 80 MPH?

Bet you drive in the same Lane Eel does?:D

I can't imagine anybody that rolls with the flow on the Wasatch that ain't been over 80 MPH!:D

With RUS'S Buddy Obama trying to run the show,a PRIUS might be the next Obamamobile,f'n vehicle of the year!:D

Hopefully we can hook up again this year/Fall somewhere again Robb,sure enjoyed the visit last time!

When I bought my PISSCUTTIN Rig most people said:That'll slow him down,yup damn sure did,problem is I gotta make up time headed down hills for time I lost headed up hills!:D

The MORMON 500 ain't nothin,gonna take both Robb & Eel for a ride one of these days,they both need to exceed the 80 MPH Mark!:D

80 MPH on the Wasatch is still idling!






For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 

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