You know, I live in California.......but some of this stuff requires an imagination far beyond my humble, sheltered, capabilities.
Might I suggest that one of you degenerates secure the video royalties and quite possibly never have to worry about how to pay for a premium big game tag again.
No, I DON'T want a complimentary DVD for my suggestion.
"I could eat a bowl of Alphabet Soup and
sh!t a better argument than that!"