A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
?
?'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.'
?
?Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
?
?The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.?
?At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
?When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.?
?If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for.'
?
?'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.'
?
?Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
?
?The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.?
?At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
?When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.?
?If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for.'
