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huntindad4

huntindad4

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I might have been passed by Bess and Niller in my travel to and from CO.

The F-3 fitty I drive would have kept up just fine but the old beater hunting trailer I take hunting scares me over 75.

Overall the experience was better than my last drive though SLC. Far less road construction and I didn't have to drive south on 15.
 
MrShane said:
It also helps with our capitalization and punctuation skills while formulating sentences.
You should try it, we would all appreciate it while trying to understand your posts.
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Magic underwear can do all that!?!? I heard just this year you guys started accepting women’s shoulders with a new magic underwear model. What grammatically enhancing powers does that new model do?
 
I don’t know about magic underwear and its grammatical powers, but they do have things out there that can help with douchery. Check em out JPickett!

You’ll continues to be blessed.
 
Judging a driver by his license plate does not hold much water now days.

Californians are buying and keeping their cars registered in Utah by the thousands.

Utah’s fees are sweet, and dealing with their DMV is Awsome. An actual person will pick up the phone ,,and answer how my I help you.

They don’t even charge a late fee if you are late paying your registration.

If you are over 65 they will send someone out to your house to help,, even though you can do almost anything over the phone.
 
I wasn't judging by the plates... I was driving 80 through SLC at 5:30 P.M..

Maybe I made an improper assumption of residency??? Honestly probably couldn't have read the plates anyways, but I was too busy holding the door on my truck to look.

Sorry if any Utahns feelers were hurt by my crazy assumptions...
 
No Utahns have a led foot for sure, as do Californians with Utah plates.

Tons of steel whizz past us,, within inches,, hundred or even thousand of times a day.

Actually kind of crazy more people don’t get killed.
 
Eesh... apparently the only thing that offends a DRAT more than taking away their apple bait pile or trail cameras crutches is talking about what chitty drivers they are...
 
huntindad4 said:
Finally a man secure in his statehood...
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I am an Utah native. Not only are Utah drivers the biggest jerks on the road, they are the worst drivers.
I was at an intersection this morning. There was a guy waiting to make a left turn in front of me. Once the light is yellow, everyone starts speeding up. I saw the guy starting to turn and when the light turns red. This girl, who is about 50 feet away, keeps driving and I can see what’s going to happen. She finally realizes what’s going on and slams on her brakes. That guy was lucky.
A few hours later I’m telling my son about it. He said he was passing a car today on the freeway and of course another guy is right on his bumper. My son passed the first car, going about 9 miles over the speed limit to get by him. Of course, the tailgater rolls down his window and flips my son off…
Lately, we are seeing people get shot on the roads.
Yeah, I’m rambling 😀……
 
If folks think Utah drivers are crazy, dangerous, ignorant, mean, stupid, etc. you don’t want to move here. Compared to our crazy drivers you really are gonna hate life if you ever move here. We have dozens of problems ten times worse than our drivers.

If you’re seriously thinking about relocating to Utah, before you do, talk to people who have to deal with the people here that live in neighboring States, and are forced to do business and come Utah often.

Don’t take my word for it, ask people from southern Idaho, western Wyoming, Northern Arizona and western Colorado, they can and will give to horror stories about the people in Utah. Believe what they tell you!

If this thread doesn’t reinforce what I’ve been telling you, you’re simply covering your eyes and ears.

Seriously…….. you will hate it here!
 
2lumpy said:
If folks think Utah drivers are crazy, dangerous, ignorant, mean, stupid, etc. you don’t want to move here. Compared to our crazy drivers you really are gonna hate life if you ever move here. We have dozens of problems ten times worse than our drivers.

If you’re seriously thinking about relocating to Utah, before you do, talk to people who have to deal with the people here that live in neighboring States, and are forced to do business and come Utah often.

Don’t take my word for it, ask people from southern Idaho, western Wyoming, Northern Arizona and western Colorado, they can and will give to horror stories about the people in Utah. Believe what they tell you!

If this thread doesn’t reinforce what I’ve been telling you, you’re simply covering your eyes and ears.

Seriously…….. you will hate it here!
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Get out of my thread with your agenda Lumpy!

Haha
 
huntindad4 said:
Get out of my thread with your agenda Lumpy!

Haha
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When ever and where ever a group of anger people gather to share the horrors of life in Utah, it is my sacred duty to explain to the innocent and ignorant public what a nightmare it is here. Please don’t allow my educational efforts to side track your thread. I’m merely endorsing your statements regarding but one of many hazards to life and limb of informed people that get fooled by our geography into moving here.

Surely you wouldn’t want to wish that on your worst enemy.

The more y’all share your nightmare Utah experiences, the more good you do…… Please, please carry on!

No reason to move Utah folks. Life is far better in Wyoming and Colorado. Blue could have moved to Utah years ago but he knew better, so he got as close as he could but knew full well where to draw the line…….. 30 minutes east of hell.

Ain’t that the honest truth blue….,,…
 
2lumpy said:
When ever and where ever a group of anger people gather to share the horrors of life in Utah, it is my sacred duty to explain to the innocent and ignorant public what a nightmare it is here. Please don’t allow my educational efforts to side track your thread. I’m merely endorsing your statements regarding but one of many hazards to life and limb of informed people that get fooled by our geography into moving here.

Surely you wouldn’t want to wish that on your worst enemy.

The more y’all share your nightmare Utah experiences, the more good you do…… Please, please carry on!

No reason to move Utah folks. Life is far better in Wyoming and Colorado. Blue could have moved to Utah years ago but he knew better, so he got as close as he could but knew full well where to draw the line…….. 30 minutes east of hell.

Ain’t that the honest truth blue….,,…
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Honestly, other than the one small inconvenience of traffic issues in the Greater SLC area, my time in Utah was amazing!

I really appreciated the $.99 diesel, the free food everywhere and the BEAUTIFUL women.

The $300 for every person in the vehicle at the Ports of entry were a nice touch too..

I couldn't believe the number of 200 inch mule deer and 400 inch elk I saw from border to border. You guys are living the dream!

I'm almost done packing my family's belongings. Got a late start after making calls to all my Kali friends and family.

The way I see it, the 4 or 5 thousand people I convinced to move there shouldn't change things much but can't account for the folks they pull in.

Most of us voted red...
 
huntindad4 said:
Honestly, other than the one small inconvenience of traffic issues in the Greater SLC area, my time in Utah was amazing!

I really appreciated the $.99 diesel, the free food everywhere and the BEAUTIFUL women.

The $300 for every person in the vehicle at the Ports of entry were a nice touch too..

I couldn't believe the number of 200 inch mule deer and 400 inch elk I saw from border to border. You guys are living the dream!

I'm almost done packing my family's belongings. Got a late start after making calls to all my Kali friends and family.

The way I see it, the 4 or 5 thousand people I convinced to move there shouldn't change things much but can't account for the folks they pull in.

Most of us voted red...
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Don’t say you weren’t warned………. many have tried, most move again…….. Wyoming’s red too.

All the best to you and the clan but save the frustration, it’s only 5 miles from Utah to Wyoming……….
 
notdonhunting said:
Utah has gave enough money to Colorado buying lotto tickets, and weed that you guys owe us something.
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Hey, the lotto tickets are cheap compared to the 424 miles round trip from my house to Fruita, Utah’s doing just fine off the lotto market in Colorado.

Beaver Dam is only 4 miles closer.

Maybe I better share buying you a couple lotto numbers every time you make that trip notdon……… You could start a little side hustle……. Just saying.😎😎😎
 
montezumarchery said:
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It ain’t about the money blue. It’s a social event……. Put 4 ole boys in a pick up, head out on I-70 for 3 hours, tell the old lies….. again, curse all the politicians, burp, belch and fart a time or two, review your last visit to the urologist, complain about your wife…… again. Buy a lotto ticket for $2, no need to buy the $3 ticket because we don’t care about any thing but the big prize….. so no need to waste a dollar on something frivolous. Buy a corn dog, hope back in the truck and get home in time for late afternoon nap.

Stupid….. yes but……. it’s not about the money!

And……… if you believe that….. I got a darn good saddle horse I’ll sell you…….. he just needs someone to ride him regular.
 
notdonhunting said:
Utah has gave enough money to Colorado buying lotto tickets, and weed that you guys owe us something.
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You made me look to see what your money is actually used for.

By golly, it turns out us knuckleheads didn’t do too bad a job voting way back in ‘92.

“How do we decide where the money goes? In 1992, Colorado voters made the decision to distribute profits from the sale of Lottery products according to this formula: 50% to the Great Outdoors Colorado (GOCO) Trust Fund, 40% to the Conservation Trust Fund, and 10% to Colorado Parks and Wildlife. GOCO funds in FY21 are capped at $71.7 million and funds that exceed the GOCO cap go to the Colorado Department of Education, Public School Capital Construction Assistance Fund.”

You guys deserve a merit badge or something. Come back soon and bring a fat stack of singles (y)

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