9 signs indicating a man is voting for Kamala

The Harris/Walz campaign is working hard to target male voters, from releasing a super manly video of super manly men doing super manly things to setting a photo op with Tim Walz loading a gun in a totally sensible way. With all this male outreach, it's amazing the campaign is facing any sort of uphill battle with men at all!

If you're wondering how to spot a male Kamala voter, here are a few tell-tale signs a dude is probably planning on voting for America's favorite Vice President.

1. He sits daintily on a truck tailgate in a Kamala ad: This one is a dead giveaway.

2. Frequently seen waving with both hands simultaneously: It's a secret sign only recognized by other Kamala fans.

3. He attempts to load a shotgun through the butt: That's not how shotguns work.

4. Thinks Amazon's Rings of Power is an artistic masterpiece: He's really hoping for Sauron and Galadriel to get together.

5. He says "I eat my steak rare" but when he says it he sticks out his hip and snaps his finger and then he says "You better believe it, big boy": This is a sure sign he's probably gonna pull the lever for Harris.

6. He's only been a man for 6 months and wants to thank Kamala for the surgery he got in prison to make it happen: He owes a lot to Kamala.

7. Dallas Cowboys or Chiefs fan: This one's easy.

8. He uses a fork to eat sushi: Also pizza.

9. He is dead: Kamala has already secured approximately 98% of the dead vote.