Who needs a pistol when you have a shovel

The liberal judges should at least give him a reduced sentence because he didn’t use a gun.
 
My oldest’s first stitches were in his head and from a hoe. Little brother was apparently trying to chop his head off.🙃
 
My dad was a water master and we had many farmers knock on our door carrying a shovel wondering why he couldn't give them more water than their share. He also happened to be our town judge. There was a fine line between a shovel being used as a tool or as a weapon.
 
There's probably a hundred thousand poisonous snakes in Texas and the South that lose a fight with a shovel every year!!!
 
I tried to kill a raccoon that had a foot in a jaw trap once. Wacked him in the head as hard as I could with the edge. He yanked his foot out of the trap and chased me back to the truck. I hadn’t imagined myself running from an angry raccoon previously, bought a Ruger Standard .22 shortly after that.
 
I tried to kill a raccoon that had a foot in a jaw trap once. Wacked him in the head as hard as I could with the edge. He yanked his foot out of the trap and chased me back to the truck. I hadn’t imagined myself running from an angry raccoon previously, bought a Ruger Standard .22 shortly after that.
I had a very similar incident with a raccoon in a trash can in Texas. I hit that sucker as hard as I could swing. It flattened him, and then he shook it off and started chasing me while I screamed like a little girl.
 

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