elkassassin
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These Are THIRSTY BASTARDS!
And Since I Have One I Can Say It!
36 Different Trucks Run!
Nearly A Million Miles Run!
A Whoppin 13.9 MPG Average + Your Obama Juice!
Now If you Wanna SUCK What The Gauge On The Dash Tells You What Mileage You're Getting Go Ahead!
I've Got A 95 Gasser I Retired When Getting This Last Diesel Pick-Up!
Pulling The Same Trailer,The Gaser Get's 8-9 MPG!
Pulling The Same Trailer With The Diesel That's 26 Years Newer It Oughta Be A Little Better,Right?
Well It's Damn Little Better At 9 MPG!
Add The F'N JUICE In & It Ain't No Better!
And That's Driving It With An Egg In Between Your Foot & The Throttle Plate Everywhere You Can Do It!
I Asked A Gal The Other Day What Kinda Mileage She Was Getting On Hers,She Says 33,It's Says It Right Here On The Dash!
Ya,Mines Shows 29 As The Best,I Don't Remember Driving It Down Hill For 50 Miles With The Key Shut Off To Achieve It Though!
These Newer F'Rs Can't Breathe!
Go Ahead!
Tell Me You Have A Newer Full Size Diesel Getting 25-30 MPG!
And Since I Have One I Can Say It!
36 Different Trucks Run!
Nearly A Million Miles Run!
A Whoppin 13.9 MPG Average + Your Obama Juice!
Now If you Wanna SUCK What The Gauge On The Dash Tells You What Mileage You're Getting Go Ahead!
I've Got A 95 Gasser I Retired When Getting This Last Diesel Pick-Up!
Pulling The Same Trailer,The Gaser Get's 8-9 MPG!
Pulling The Same Trailer With The Diesel That's 26 Years Newer It Oughta Be A Little Better,Right?
Well It's Damn Little Better At 9 MPG!
Add The F'N JUICE In & It Ain't No Better!
And That's Driving It With An Egg In Between Your Foot & The Throttle Plate Everywhere You Can Do It!
I Asked A Gal The Other Day What Kinda Mileage She Was Getting On Hers,She Says 33,It's Says It Right Here On The Dash!
Ya,Mines Shows 29 As The Best,I Don't Remember Driving It Down Hill For 50 Miles With The Key Shut Off To Achieve It Though!
These Newer F'Rs Can't Breathe!
Go Ahead!
Tell Me You Have A Newer Full Size Diesel Getting 25-30 MPG!
2021 GMC Sierra 3500 HD MPG - Actual MPG from 36 2021 GMC Sierra 3500 HD owners
The most accurate 2021 GMC Sierra 3500 HDs MPG estimates based on real world results of 948 thousand miles driven in 36 GMC Sierra 3500 HDs
www.fuelly.com